Monday, October 10, 2011

Social Networking: Hey, baby.....and other pickup lines

This post was so incredibly entertaining to do. It was first posted on Flickr but I thought it deserved  a spot in this little blog of mine. Certainly deserves honorable mention as one of my all-time favorite running commentaries under the theme of pickup lines.

The picture:

The caption under the picture:

Here's your pickup line-up for the day.

The sweet start:
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
The calculated risktaker:
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
The conceited caller:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
The weirdo shows up:
Hey baby, everything I know I learned at SeaWorld.
The dork takes on airs:
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
What I would ask:
You are just absolutely fantastic! Can you cook and clean also?
as well as...
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby. Hehehehe....
Fully understanding that pick up lines form a well known part of our social fabric, however ineffective they may be...do tell me, what's your sign, baby?

The comments under the caption under the picture:


Comments and faves
  1. Nice PP here....
  2. Nice shades! fwiw, I'm trending dork.
  3. At my age I have to be practical, but the dork side does not escape me for one second. Can you imagine all the possible combinations:
    "I may look like Yoda, but I'm all storm trooper, Darth Vader, jedi knight, Han Solo....Jabba?. I am laughing now. What was Jabba's doorman's name? The bald guy with the curled up head and red eyes?
  4. cool reflection~hmam!
  5. I don't know, but I'm now struggling with the notion of Jabba having actual moving parts...
  6. pick up lines....oh man....this is rich!
  7. You had me at "hey baby."
    And it's Aries. The Ram. (winks)
  8. My sign? I've always thought of myself as something of a "Give Way" - do they have that one where you are?
  9. cool shot and those pick up lines are the best - let us know how they go :)
    hmam!
  10. That picture of those lips has me speechless....
  11. I know, Sigi, I would pay to have those.
  12. Never seen one. Is that the equivalent of the 'yield'? :)
  13. Woo hooo....
  14. This photo was invited and added to the Mirrorless group.
  15. Yes, I think it probably is.
  16. Ugh pick up lines :) Never a fan here! Love the pic and thanks for the Monday laugh.
  17. I wouldn't even dare attempt them in real life! But they are funny.
  18. You inspired me to google cheesy pick-up lines. Here is one worth it's weight in gouda: "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
  19. Hehehe...the element of cheese is strong with you young padwan.
  20. Arf. The killer line: "Hi, you handle that Nikon like a pro. You do this for a living or you just take lots of photos?" Works every time.
  21. love the reflection!
    HMAM
  22. + + + nice shot + + +
  23. Of course I can cook and clean, and I enjoy shopping too.. ;-)
    oh, and Scorpio (not that I buy into all that stuff, mind you *grins*)
  24. Welll, now....I think I found my match...I am your Cancerian in waiting. Oh, you have to Google this match, you will get a kick out of it...and it's all true! Of course it is...*grins back*
  25. WOW!!! I love it!!! This is awesome!!!
  26. "You have any Colombian in you, no? well do you want to?" . Not only cheesy but crass too, if that doesn't have you dropping your drawers fast, well then I just don't know.
    I must say, you hold the camera beautifully--no, not a line.
    I look like the girl w/ the big hands on Seinfeld, when I do reflection shots.
    Oh, since you asked, I am a cancer.
  27. Well, you could easily substitute "Mexican" for Colombian....hahahhahaha....I was going to say, that line might just work! Hey, what can I say? You're just my sign. ;)
  28. Cancerian here as well. You seem to attract like attention, don't you?
    At my age, and with my incredible 'good looks', I've found that the best no-nonsense pickup line is this:
    "Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
  29. I knew it, we need to form a Cancerian Flickr group. We'd be hugging all over each other all day long, we're just the touchy-feely kind. I think we smell our own chloroform from far away and we like it!
    As macabre as it sounds, I sense you liked that one, didn't you? hahahaha
  30. excellent self reflection
  31. Great compo lady! =)
  32. paolobarzman and Doni (Tigre Milena) Raw Virtual photography+builds added this photo to their favorites.

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